One of the books I am currently reading is ‘Michael Palin Dairies 1969 – 1979 : The Python Years’.
The dairy begins on the first day Monty Python begins filming – it is, as expected from a diary, a series of vignettes (vignette 'sounds' better than 'blobs of text' and as you will read, i guess sound matters). I’m only about fifty pages into the 600 page beast but at least a few of the entries had me laughing out loud. Here is one that I found to be particularly amusing. If you are not sure who Michael Palin is – he’s the one behind the counter in the
Pet Shop sketch. Wow…there a trove of Monty Python on youtube – not surprising but I have not looked before. Here he is again, this time looking for an
Argument.
The Black Knight The Holy Hand Grenade Spam.
Watch at least one of these videos before reading on…
Monty Python has finished their first season, the reviews/results have been positive but income is still a problem so Palin is doing some freelance work.
Friday, March 16th, 1970
"Began as an ego boosting day of sorts (two fan letters and a request for autographed photos!) and ended definitely ego-damaging.
In the afternoon, full of Joie de vivre (for those of you who’ve read my previous entries - Joie de vivre is the name of Chip Conley’s hotel chain), and encouraged by the warm sunshine, I parked my car in Montpelier Square, and went on a search for Benton and Bowles Advertising Agency, where I had been asked to go in order to ‘meet a man’ about a Maxwell House commercial. I felt fairly buoyant, especially as they previously asked me to do something, but had been unable to afford my fee (only a miserable 50 pounds), and also because Jill (his agent) had specified that it was not an audition. So, I felt good as I crossed Brompton Road…
Upstairs in the thickly carpeted reception area, the girl at the reception desk is talking to a friend. She asks me my name and I have to repeat it three times. ‘Is Miss Sconce expecting you?’ This is my first rebuff. I’m not important enough for reception to have been given my name in advance. ‘Go down to the Lower Ground Floor,’ says the girl, ‘and Casting Department is on your left.’ That’s all and back to her friend.
Downstairs I go. No evidence of Jane Sconce or anybody. Through a door I hear the sound of recorded playbacks of voices saying ‘Maxwell House – the most exciting sound in coffee today.’ I hear another voice from another room: ‘All we need is just any out of work actor.’ The awfulness of the place and the awfulness of the people make me decide to leave, forget it all, forget this ghastly basement with closed doors. But for some reason I stayed and I found Jane Sconce’s office, and she was ever so nice, but really so busy, and she took me into this room, and there was a trestle table, two jars of Maxwell House on it, and at one end of the room were four men and a girl, and a camera and a monitor. It was an audition. I tried not to listen as the patronizing ‘director’, or whatever, bombarded me with instructions as to how to deliver my lines, my head swam with that awful feeling of being on the panto (pantomime) stage at the age of seven and how I hoped I wouldn’t wet myself. But try as I could, I was unable to avoid reading the script. That was the nadir of this whole sorry enterprise. “Shake a bottle of powdery coffee and what do you hear? Nothing. But shake a bottle of new Maxwell House and you have the most exciting sound in coffee today.’
I did it quickly and sent it up at the end. The ‘director’ sharply reproved me for sending it up. At this I attacked for the only time in the afternoon. ‘I can’t really take it seriously – this is the kind of stuff I spend days writing sketches about.’
But I did do it seriously, and I did hurry our without offending any of them, without telling any of them how incredibly cheap and nasty I found the whole set-up."
I found the whole of idea of Michael Palin doing this Maxwell House commercial to be totally ridiculous especially since they are selling the sound of the coffee. No wonder Monty Python was such a huge success – look what they were up against.